Groove Obama

An Obama Appreciation band, set up for the God of everything. He IS in fact the chocolate man from the Lynx ad. Formed by Jazz, Enud and Anne Frank, the three are usually called by Doesn't It The Matter, or The Shaky Surgeons. Often mistaken for Starsky, Hutch and the missing Cowboy from The Village People

Tabloid headings:
"Doesn't It goes political"
"Doesn't It says time for change!"
Guy#1: Have you listened to Groove Obama?
Guy#2: Did you mean Groove Armada?
Guy#1: No
Guy#2: Oh... Eh, go wan so la
Guy#1: That's the job

by Yer Wan January 23, 2009

Mini Obama

One who loves Obama, almost or succesfully (although it isn't success. Talks about him in every sentence.

2 Boys
1st one. ZOMFG!!!!! Obama's elected!!!!!!
2nd one. But that was last year.....
1st one. I KNOW!!!!! isn't it GREAT!!!!!!
2nd one. (Save me god) You're such a mini Obama......
1st. AND I LOVE IT/HIM!!!!!!!

by Jman =D October 12, 2009

The Obama Years

The Obama era from 2009 to 2017 and a lot of questionable activities and events happened between those years. These events included Operation Fast and Furious, Obamacare, WikiLeaks and much more.

The Obama Years are the most outrageous and disgusting events in American history.

by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017

Grilled cheese Obama Sandwich

yes

bro are you a Grilled cheese obama sandwich because i'd smash bro!

by not kean May 18, 2023

Barack Obama

God in human form. Most likely a descendant of Morgan Freeman.

Barack Obama is our lord and savior.

by deeter123 January 16, 2008

Obama

The first president to be any percent african american. There's no way that Obama could put our country in a worse place than it's in (which is Clinton's fault).
Obama will probably allow all kinds of abortions,which is wrong. He will also TAKE MONEY FROM THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WORK FOR IT and give it to people who SIT AT HOME AND DON'T EVEN TRY, which is wrong on so many levels.
Sometimes believed to be the anti-christ (which is not correct, because EVERYONE would follow him, and many do not).

WOULD NOT HAVE WON THE ELECTION WITHOUT THE VOTES OF WHITE PEOPLE, WHICH NEEDS TO BE RECOGNIZED BY THE AFRICAN AMERICANS WHO THINK THEY OVERRULED THE WHITES AND PUT HIM IN OFFICE, YOU'RE WRONG AND STUPID IF YOU THINK THAT.

Will take us out of Iraq and get us attacked again, peace is not achievable right now.

"Obama gon' tax all da working crackas and give muh mamii da money so she can buy a new car & we gon' live in da free housing while she don't even try to get a job, cause she lazy."

-THIS IS ANNOYING.

by sick of obnoxious people. January 21, 2009

Obama Zombie Virus

The Obama Zombie Influenza or "OZ-1 Virus" is a contagious mental disorder caused by exposure to liberal/socialist doctrine. Recently, the OZ-1 virus has been as devastating to American minds as smallpox was to the Native American population. The OZ-1 Virus has created legions of the brain dead, infecting both young and old, man or woman, and plebian or celebrity. Every person is susceptible to the virus since the entire population experiences varying levels of exposure to this ideology due to the distribution of these pathogens by the mainstream media; however infection spreads rapidly through liberal breeding grounds such as college campuses and Northeastern cities. Direct contact does not necessarily cause infections, individuals that are well educated on the founding principles of America, fundamentals of the free market, and fiscal/behavioral responsibilities are easily able to fight off infection. Due to similar symptoms, the OZ-1 virus is often misdiagnosed as dementia or mental retardation during the early stages of an infection. Containment and treatment of this virus has become tricky since rapid culling of all infected or exposed individuals has been deemed to be an "unethical" first line of defense. see http:www.donationruse.com/ObamaZombie.html

You may have the Obama Zombie Virus if you
1. Drive a prius with a Obama Change bumper sticker
2. Believe we can gain energy independence by properly inflating your tires

by DonationRuse.com February 16, 2010