Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

by H+M December 20, 2014

Doctor Mains

These people love Gay Sex to an extreme level

Man... I hate Doctor Mains

by LooseToenails May 13, 2021

Maine

A state where you are either gay or are a republican.

Are you from Maine?

by whyamihere8976 June 15, 2022

smoke main

if you main smoke you probably mess around in casual and don't care about your kd, everyone loves you, everyone wants to be your friend, and nothing stops you while playing siege. or your a toxic pos

person 1: emily is such a smoke main
person 2: but emily has no friends

by Furball Kun April 13, 2021

Main character

It’s a factual definition about a person. That person is always in the spotlight and no-one can prove that fact wrong.

Not everyone can become one, you must meer all of the criteria listed below:
- Your name has to start with a D or an E;
- Your IQ has to be higher than that of a child;
- You must be a human;
- You must speek more than 3 languages fluently;
- You must be annoying (because no-one likes main characters).

- Emily is addicted to attention given to her by all the lads in her class. To the rest of the class she is the main character.
- Jaimy always calls herself the main character, but everyone knows she isn’t one because she doesn’t meet the criteria.

by CitrousFan22 September 22, 2021

merci main

A person, most likely calle Rowan, who only plays merci in the game "Overwatch".

A: Wow look at that player´s career profile
B: I know he´s such a merci main

by AsparagusAA January 30, 2018

railing the main vain

Snorting a white powdery substance off a fully torqued penis

did you hear about Leslie!? last weekend she was railing the main vain on a cruise ship and now shes married to a 65 year old millionaire.

by Jerry Himself August 2, 2017