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officially sexy

a girl with an amazing body big lips, cute laugh, kinky in bed;) bisexual, loving and caring, beautiful green eyes, braces, loves animal,
by R.B<3 December 7, 2011
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office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011
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officer treebody'd

when you get searchd by a cop , and he finds everything in your pocket but your weed, then the cop decideds to search you again because your friend has had somthing found in there pocket, you get screwd over outa the weed you were sure you could go home and gloat about. and the officer gets to smoke ur trees and get 'officer treebody'd while you wonder how your gonna spill the beans to ur parents about how you got a possesion of a controlled substance charge.
I was shure that I was gonna be hitting the bong later until officer treebody came along and ruind my day. hes probably munchin on donuts right now that was some good kush hes probably so officer treebody'd .
by levi loves apples November 2, 2011
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Officey

The state of having a job in an office creating a undefined flabby physique. A way to call someone whom works at an office fat nicely.
"Honey, you need a job where you don't work at an office. You look a little officey latley."
by Officey Paul July 20, 2012
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Offcial

When a dumb-ass can't figure out how to spell "official" correctly.
"Hey, you spell official like 'offcial' right"
by Enemymchsfootball April 29, 2019
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officerarmando

politician in the state of New York. yes a Republican he is. he wants to be a Republican Senator from New York. good luck with that, he is funny and dr.
Governor, OfficerArmando
by SenateDemocrat August 7, 2019
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officer nordberg

The one man on the Police Squad who hasn't given up looking for the real killer(s) of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
Officer Nordberg has remained dogged about finding the real killer since he accidentally contaminated and ruined the crime scene with his own DNA.
by The Cap N' July 21, 2020
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