Edu house

This is simply the contracted form of educational house.
1. Edu house is the contraction of educational house.
by DJ Kronotrope January 10, 2014
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House Juggle

When the council kick you out into some temporary housing because you didn't pay the rent, and then they put you into premanent housing.
Girl: Dude, I heard you're moving house, was that for serious?
Guy: Yeah, I'm telling everyone I'm moving, but it's actually a house juggle.
by nee. October 28, 2008
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House cherub

A person who spends a lot of time at home cooking and baking, and has achieved a pleasant amount of chubbiness. New York-based comedian/writer Tony Atamanuik mentioned this term on a Twitch gaming stream on October 19th, describing himself as “a fat, bread-baking little f-ing house cherub”. The image is especially humorous when applied to someone who isn’t babylike (the “putto” depicted in Renaissance artwork), but a well-built middle-aged man.
This is especially relevant to the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, when many people found themselves housebound and turned to the kitchen to pass the time (and compensate for the difficulty in obtaining goods like bread and cakes after many retailers and restaurants shut down). With access to gym facilities restricted, bicycles and exercise equipment at a premium, and some areas imposing curfews or shelter-in-place orders due to rising infections, the “Corona 20” weight gain was widely discussed on social media.
I baked sourdough bread yesterday, and pizza for lunch today -- you guys have to help me eat this Sachertorte I made tonight, I think I'm turning into a house cherub!
by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020
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prick house

An over used vagina.

The nethers of a skanky slut who opens her legs to every dick she sees, often before a shower is had between sessions.
“Dude, Haley is such a nasty skank. I know a couple of guys who said her pussy is ripe.”

“I know man, my buddy skylar said there’s enough yeast in her prick house to bake a loaf of bread. It’s in serious need of some rest, incense, and an antibiotic.”.
by Mr. Brownstone October 04, 2023
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House Fucked

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.
Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.
by Kataclyzmic May 02, 2011
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Full House

When 2 women are eating each other out (69) and a guy on each end fucks each woman in the ass/pussy and then high five each other.
My girlfiend and I are having friends over, we are going to have a full house
by Snipie June 01, 2018
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House spouse

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)
Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.
by Pokewhizz December 08, 2017
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