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Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it
by Road rasher August 13, 2023
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gay wheel

the “gay wheel” is the wheel shown in the “we made it” music video by louis tomlinson. it is a gay wheel.
“gay louis loves his gay wheel!”
by gay expert January 31, 2021
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Third wheeling

by Valarie-FreyFrey October 16, 2023
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wheeling

when a boy and girl make out and do other things; ass grabbing sitting on lap etc.
boy: hailey and i wheeled last week
friend: no way dude

boy: on god

friend: so you and jake have been dating for a while.. have you wheeled yet?
hailey: haha yeah but don’t tell anyone!

random: i saw you and jake wheeling behind the trees at the park
hailey: i don’t know what you’re talking about
random: well i saw you, you gave him his first wheel
by anon6193629 January 3, 2019
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Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.
A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!
by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023
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Wheel Worthiness

The rating of a couple in their ability to take on a third wheel during a date. Normally ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being totally able to include the third wheel with utmost comfortability and non-awkwardness, and 1 being an inability to do so and therefore making the third wheel feel awkward invisible.
Last time I was with Fred and Sally, they went at it and totally ignored me, I give them a -1 from a scale of 1 to 10 on the wheel worthiness scale.

Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy
by randomworditizer October 6, 2011
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Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
by honeybabybooboobear December 6, 2023
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