Nerd

nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists'

sadly, they're deluding themselves

see also: geek, outcast, loser

nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him.
me: shut up bumfluff

by Fred October 15, 2006

Nerd Rage

A term used to describe the condition of an RPG nerd who is extremely angry about a gaming issue a normal person would consider trivial.

Below is paraphrased example of nerd rage from the MMORPG World of Warcraft:

raging nerd: You fucking stole my Cloudsong!

normal guy: Calm down, it's only a game.

raging nerd: Shut your fucking mouth!

by Matthew A. M. November 12, 2008

Nerd neck

It is when a wamen gives head to a gay fag

Bitch ur a nerd neck

by OminousPanda February 10, 2019

Nerd Funk

A scent/odor exuded by an individual, particularly computer gamers that smells like a mixture between Body Odor, Sweat and Mold. Nerd Funk is usually accompanied by excitement, frustration, anger, "nerd rage" etc.

Dude, this place reeks of Nerd Funk

by Ponco September 15, 2009

Glamdring Nerd

1. A prestigeous compliment of the highest honors in Middle Earth.
2. One who knows the name of Gandalf's Sword.
3. "I have all the books and I read The Silmarillion 10 and a half times."

Shana and Lani: "You guys are such Glamdring Nerds."
Josh and Jason: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!"

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

baby nerd

A person who is really small compared to their age group, and is really smart. They often study and get straight A's. Common baby nerd names are Donald, Christopher, and Matthew. They are easily offended when called a baby nerd, and use responses such as, "What are you talking about, I go outside more than you," but these are lies 99% of the time. Baby nerds often have a babyish face with glasses. Also they often study, read, and whine.

Hey Donald your such a baby nerd.

How am I a baby nerd?

Well, your sitting their reading a geometry book in Gym.

I'm not a baby nerd!

Your a butthead and baby nerd

by Dr. Smart July 30, 2006

Nerd

A geek with self confidence
usually cooler to hang out with than geek.

by Some Punk October 15, 2006