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Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.
Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”
by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023
mugGet the Nap handsmug.

nap

A nap taken at midday that one awakens from at an obscene hour, throwing off their sleep schedule. Common among neo-neckbeards and other such individuals.
person at 1:15 PM: Ugh... so tired. I'm gonna go take a nap.
person falls to sleep at 1:20 PM; wakes up at 6:05 PM
person: Damn it... my sleep schedule's still garbage. I should probably stop taking a "nap" every other afternoon.
by Inlovewithabsol February 20, 2024
mugGet the napmug.

Nap Hopping

When Sarah jumps from one nap location to another.
by MFolofy September 23, 2021
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trap nap

when you say you’re gonna take a nap before the function, but end up sleeping through the entire function.
I’m gonna take a trap nap so I don’t fall asleep later at the function. *takes a nap and misses the planned event by sleeping all night/day*
by ewdrop March 2, 2019
mugGet the trap napmug.

You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
by sawalawg February 5, 2010
mugGet the You better take you a napmug.

Dirty Nap

When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.
They just took a dirty nap
by Falls hot titty June 11, 2020
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pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.
Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap
by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017
mugGet the pence napmug.

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