nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016

were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Yosh Nap

When you pass out anywhere and everywhere after any amount of alcohol consumption. (Usually at the party)

Is Josh passed out right now? No, he's just taking a Yosh Nap.

by Wildcat58 December 30, 2016

ugly nap

A nap that is so restful and peaceful one does not care what they look like

Karen had such an ugly nap she woke up rested and happy.

by Sleepnumberbedsetting7 January 25, 2017

nap clap

To return a spit fire roast.

Take a nap clap.

by Napclap111 January 30, 2017

national nap day

On October 30th every person has the right to nap at any point in the day instead of doing other things. Napping is healthy for you so it makes you healthier as a person on this day.

Today I became healthier by taking a nap on national nap day

by poptartcartoons.inc October 30, 2019

Nap

an excuse to get off of facetime so you can nut

all right i gotta go take a nap see ya

by nuttynutnut November 3, 2019