jerk n work

When one masturbates right before he leaves for work.

"Oh man I cant focus. I need to pull a jerk n work today."

by BIGG DEEZY May 05, 2009

Pinch n’ Pull

When a male multitasks by taking a dump and giving himself a vigorous wank at the same time.

The dude in the stall next to me was doing a pinch n’ pull. I was so inspired, I did the same.

by Dick Onchin September 04, 2020

mash n dash

To have sex with someone, then to leave them out your life.
Another word for a one night stand.

"I pulled a mash n dash on that blonde chick last week, I prefer them loud."

by TeeMACG July 31, 2007

Pinch n’ dump

When you masturbate to the point of completion and right before the climax you pinch your foreskin catching the load and dumping at your own desired time and location

I was on vacation at my grandma’s and wasn’t comfortable ruining her sheets so I did the pinch n’ dump and let it go in the toilet

by Kentonawesome March 22, 2019

Rip n Dip

When you smoke weed ("rip") and then leave to go somewhere else ("dip")

"I can't believe that she rip n dipped on us"

by Kennkennn September 01, 2015

n r b

No Reason Boner; an erection that pops up outta nowhere.
spoken as: en are bee, or nerb.

"Yeah man, the cop wanted me to get outta the car, but i had an N R B so i just took the heat."
"We broke up (other dude: "why man?"), got a fucking N R B at her grammas funeral."
"If i dont stop gettin nerbs i gonna cut the fucking thing off!!"

by 6IXTY 1NE July 25, 2006

High n' Shy

a term used to describe someone who is overly shy and timid due to marijuana inhalation.

"I totally would have talked to that hot redhead but I had a case of the High n' Shy."

by Dillon Thomson January 27, 2009