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Trap Music

A type of rap music where rhyming ''nigga'' with ''nigga'' is apparently acceptable because of the ''raw and gritty'' nature of the songs.

Typical trap music verse:

"We crazy killier niggas one super nigga
Big black nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Sup my nigga nigga you a nigga
Me and my squad be nigga niggas"
Jeff listened to some trap music and changed his name to Apple Juice Killa, sold oregano to his homies and rhymed nigga with nigga.
by Apple Juice Killa April 20, 2011
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Country Music

Losers who ride the band wagon, often listen to this filth. Luke Bryan is a herb with two first names. Nobody likes this music, they just go to concerts to see "wanna be" country girls who usually dress in sexy flannels and boots.
Girl 1: hey girls, do you like Country Music? lets go to a country concert and pretend we are tailgating. We probably won't get with any dudes there though because most guys who go to these concerts are gay.
by bfk4life October 28, 2013
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musically retarded

someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??

YOU are musically retarded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded

-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.

sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!
my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.

*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.
by y2c June 15, 2009
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music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.
That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.
by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006
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Bible Music

Slang for and relating to pornographic material. Allows one to stay inconspicuous when speaking of the afore topic.
"I have 6.7GB of bible music."
by Rob Hallock March 8, 2004
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music theory

A great class and idea that helps people learn the rules of music, and other, greater ways to create a piece rather than just powerchords.

Also, something barely any musician has nowadays, and those who have none say that you "don't play from your soul" if you have knowledge of music.

These people are dumbasses.
Music theory taught me to create music in keys and gave me appreciation for all the epic classical symphonies everyone takes for granted now.
by motionless92 May 30, 2010
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Music Dictator

One who believes that the music they are listening and playing is what everyone around them wants to hear, when in fact they are just being ignorant pompous assholes who think their taste in music is better than others, so when you try to listen to what you want to hear, the music dictator will turn his/her music up louder than yours, because the music dictator thinks your taste or song selection sucks.
Jim- "Every time I go to Sarah's house, her big fat brother always plays music, even when I am trying to sleep with her, her brother for some weird ass reason plays Marvin Gaye, he is such a Music Dictator!"
by eraserkid November 21, 2009
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