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maple syrup moose sploosh

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
by ajb123 May 4, 2024
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Moose

Sam “moose” Winchester
by sambitchmoose September 20, 2023
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Spooky Moose

While riding by on a skateboard, and a girl bends over in front of you, and you promptly take your finger, curl it and fast- like lighting- touch the area that's exposed. Aim for the taint. Then, skate away before they see you so they think it must be a ghost. Spooooky
I spooky moosed this chick today rolling down the street. I thought she hadn't seen me, but then I heard her yell "fuck you Ryan!!"
by MOLLY WAP March 4, 2022
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Moose fur

When you have been intimate with a canadian and end up with thier love juice on you along with thier pubic hair.
Whats that on tom cruises face? Its just moose fur from kevin spacey.
by Safety salamander November 21, 2017
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Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose
by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018
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moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
by the bandit75 May 17, 2014
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Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers
So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers
by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 17, 2019
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