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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Mia

That crazy person u know that's a 100% gay queen. Lover of lightning mcqueen and Thomas and so is said godly writer (me, imala. However thomas is said godly writers all time soulmate so no one better mess with him he mine). Said crackhead has 2 acoustic guitars but no electric shaking my head up ur ass. Favourite colour is red bc she likes to fuck ur mum with a red painted dildo until aliens abduct the rocks abs and kidnap them to imalaland. Keep a close eye on her so she doesn't fuck ur mum before u get a chance.

Leah: Have u seen my mum, she hasn't come home home yet.
Dino albino: OH don't worry mia was fucking her last night in my fast car.

by Imala Snow January 7, 2022

Mia Turner

Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.

Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.

Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.

She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.

Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”

by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022

Mia and Maria

Two depressed girls doing things that make them happier
Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly

Are they crying to "Stanga"?
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing

Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria

by Daredevilamelia March 11, 2018

Mia

Mia's are buetiful,funny,sexy,amazing,girls.They are very good friends.Mía's keep good secrets.dont ever lié to a mía she will never want to ser u.dont brake a mia's heart u will Make ver get depresión.Treat me like a princess.

Jay:look at Mía she is so buetiful,and sexy.
Isabel:Brother dont ever brake Mias heart you will get ver depressed as fuck.
Jay: i promise i will never.

by miapaez February 26, 2018

Mia

Mia is the sweetest girl i have ever met in my life. She always knows how to make me smile and to make me feel better about myself, she normally wears make up but i feel like she looks fucking beautiful without it... she normally dates dicks but one day i know she will be happy with one boy that will love her and care for her. She is insecure about herself but to be honest i don't know why, because shes just amazing. Mia wants a boy who will support her and love her no matter what. She knows how to seduce and to make a guy fall for her in seconds. Her eyes are bright and sweet her lips are perfect, she has a good figure and she likes to be respected. If you ever meet someone called Mia then you are a lucky prick. (She's probably reading this right now and won't know that its me but just know that i love you and that distance doesn't matter)

-Z___

I am so grateful I have a Mia.

by Papiii1 March 14, 2018

mia nixie thalia simpson

she is the biggest booch ever who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was so ugly but I love her so much because we both make fun of saggy eggs together and that is a lot of fun so love ya booch

mia nixie thalia simpson is such a booch

by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019