mental abuser

the act of one talking absolutely nonsense and lies and turns the blame on other people.

{Dooglas}"I didnt mean to hurt you im sorry" {Wife}"Its okay just dont keep taking videos at night" {Dooglas}"ITS MY FUCKING PHONE, DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT EVER AGAIN" {Wife} "u literally said i could go through your phone your such a mental abuser"

by mental abuser June 26, 2023

Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."

by bigmak93 September 12, 2015

mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Mental Bloatware

When you ask a question, but the person answering keeps switching to irrelevant topics/events between the response that overloads your memory and derails the question itself. This oftentimes causes you to ask the question again repeatedly or even forget it yourself.

An example of Mental Bloatware is Joe asks his mom what's for dinner, before going into a tangent about her childhood that eventually derails into her talking about various unrelated topics. AS a result, you sternly ask her the same question repeatedly until she gives answer, or you give up

by CuteRobotLover September 11, 2025

Boy's Mentality

Speaking of a grown man who acts and plays games as if he was young. A very playful, annoying, and simple minded male. A male that tends to not know how to navigate adult hood.

How are you a grown man with a "boy's mentality"?

by MsHoneyPooh March 8, 2024

Mental bakedown

It's when you get a mental breakdown and so you start baking.

Yesterday was such a tough day, i had a mental bakedown and made 100 cookies. 👾

by sugaraddict January 4, 2019

mentally banging

Consciously sexing someone in your thiughts.

I was mentally banging him hard core.

by Jamesvcc2 April 21, 2016