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May 1st

National spend time with your bf/gf day
by Balls.com.rus April 30, 2022
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May 14...

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May 17th

National give head to every gender you see
Hey bro it’s May 17th I call getting head first
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May 8

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8
by machary May 2, 2022
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May 6th

Kiss your boyfriend day! Go up to your boyfriend and kiss him. That simple.
by writerperson69 May 3, 2022
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may 6

Ask your friend to date you

(they cant say no)
boy:yooo wanna date its may 6th

girl sure why not
by extra 5 May 5, 2022
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May 11th

May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.
Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.

May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass
by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022
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