Slippery Mexican

This term is used similarly as calling "shotgun" to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. You can only call slippery Mexican once another person has already called shotgun (before you) and has justly reserved a front seat... Right as the person opens the front passenger side door to sit down, quickly and discreetly "slip" past them from the side and into the seat, all the while calling "Slippery Mexican". After your ass is firmly planted in shotgun you have won the spot fair and square. See "Border Patrol" in order to defend against this technique.

Friend: "Shotgun"
Me: "Damn, OK looks like i'm sitting in the back..."
*Waits for friend to open door*
Me: "Slippery Mexican"
*Slides past friend and sits in shotgun*
Friend: You're the worst kind of person.
*Friend sits in back with a look of disgust on his face for the duration of the car ride*

by Tmoney06789 August 7, 2014

using mexican as an insult

Well freak you if you do this. don't say something is 'mexican' if you think it's bad, don't call someone mexican if they're not, don't say 'mexican' with no context as if it's a joke. it's not. seriously, freak you if you do this. stop it, meet some mexican people and know mexican things.

Person 1: "hey did you hear insert jerk's name using mexican as an insult?"
Person 2: "yeah, let's kidnap him/her, torture them and later call them as commie"

by yugoslaviamaster65 June 17, 2020

the whole Mexican army is after us!

A phrase to be used when you are being chased by approximately eight people of Hispanic descent.

"Cop Out"- That scene when 8 Mexican gangsters chase Gabriella and the white cop says: "The whole Mexican army just chased Gabriella into the garage!"

the whole Mexican army is after us!

by darklord87 March 12, 2012

mexican volleyball

Volleyball played by Mexicans who are all under 5'6" using a heavy soccer ball. The net is about 15 feet high and due to the weight of the ball it needs to be 'carried' in order to be passed to the next player. There is virtually no limit on how many times you can pass the ball to your players before it is hit over the net to the opposing team.

-Wanna play some mexican volleyball?
-No, man, my wrists hurt, let's play soccer.

by The NY Joker June 21, 2009

Mexican National Anthem

Also known as "Himno Nacional", the Mexican Anthem was written by Francisco González Bocanegra and composed by Jaime Nunó.
It was officially declared Mexico's National anthem in 1943.
Its also called "Mexicanos, al grito de guerra", Spanish for "Mexicans, at the cry of war".

Despite me not being Mexican, I love the Mexican National Anthem!

by Yukie March 13, 2009

Mexican muscle

Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.

4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.

"I see the Mexican muscle everyday"

by JulioJunetes March 27, 2007

Hot Mexican

A Variation on the Hot Carl in which jalapeno peppers, spices and laxatives are consumed prior to the event usually leading to massive diarrhea onto your partner rather than the "Carl" effect which is typically in log form and easier to clean up.

I gave a Hot Mexican to my partner last night. He/She spent hours cleaning/throwing up and was not too pleased. I, on the other hand, was rather pleased with my performance.

by Khalid Abdullah UConn August 12, 2006