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Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
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Mason

A guy who cannot be left alone with any drugs and or alcohol. He tends to have a raging god complex that is not well deserved and is probably bipolar. Any girl who meets him will be left emotionally traumatized. Some may even find themselves with a criminal record, if so run. They will ruin your life.
Oh shit i left my beer inside, I’m sure it’ll be fine until tomorrow.”

“No dude you better get it, we got a Mason in there tonight.”
by yourmom.com13 January 25, 2024
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Mason WorkWoman

Mason workwoman is an asshole
by sammythegingerkisser December 1, 2024
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Mason Chin

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. even straight dudes will fall heads over heels for him. If you meet a mason chin, keep him. He loves my deez nut jokes.
Guy: Deez nuts
Mason chin: YOOO THAT WAS so funny haha!
by Adot74 July 14, 2022
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Mason

Monster cock realy cool and easy to get along with if you meet one stay with him and be prepared to suck him if he would love it
Angus your so cool

Mason it’s bc of my big cock
by Ueheieyevr July 13, 2022
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Mason Lelling

A smelly stinky man who just doesn’t know how to shut his trap
I hate mason lelling
by TheFreshyBloch April 6, 2025
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Mason

by mason is gay123 October 1, 2021
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