March 11

ugly rat heads

friend 1: hey what’s ur bday
friend 2: march 11..
friend 1: ugly rat head

by sussybajaaloy January 22, 2022

March 7

The king of Texas birthday

Servant: it's march 7
King: indeed it is

by KingMerik January 31, 2022

March 21

the day when the most loyal and loving people where born

you're so loyal, you must be born on March 21!

by xifcebwlurfnhuleix February 5, 2022

March 24

National best person day, all the most amazing people are born on this day. No matter what other definition says, people born on this day are the most amazing, wonderful, attractive, excellent, fabulous, gorgeous people EVER.

Person 1: "Hey it's March 24th!"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "The best people in the world are born on this day, go make a party for all your March 24 friends and give them a lot of money!"

by Morion December 17, 2021

March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

march 29

anyone born on this day are the best. They are caring and love their friends so much. It might not be shown a lot, but they would do anything for their friends. People born on this day have very big hearts and suffer from a lot of pain mentally. Though they try their best to get through it. They also always put their friends before them.

friend 1: "when is your birthday?"
frined 2: "march 29, why?"
friend 1: "OMG YOU'RE THE BEST"

by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022

March 2nd

2nd March is the day you have to give someone head.

Yo today is March 2nd, isn't it head day?

by devil_officiall144 March 2, 2022