nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension

nigels dead mums pension book is dead

by mrs tosser September 20, 2025

Your mum

my favorite person on Earth

- We need to break up, I think I have a crush on your mum

by veryclosefriend26 November 22, 2021

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022

Your mum

"Your mum" is a terrible often used by year 7's as an insult or "violation".

Y/N: "Fuck off yoy fat year 7" Year 7: "Your Mum!"

by Beany the Wise One October 27, 2022

Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.

When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.

by Pl@tty October 18, 2008