morning drizzle

when your jizz looks like a cumsicle

yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle

by x-factor flex December 28, 2004

morning star

one of the best songs by AFI.

"i saw a star benith the stairs going through the melting walls.."

by desirae December 19, 2003

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

good mythical morning

The opening sequence for the channel Good Mythical Morning

"Good Mythical Morning!" said Rhett to Link.

by Mehiscool123 November 26, 2016

morning musume

A group of Japanese "singers" that increase and decrease in number every once a while. The group is most popular amongst primary and secondary girls, also by some sad males who live in their sad own world (aka OTAKU). They cannot sing or dance but together as a group, they try to make things look and sound good.

phew!! You guys sing like Morning Musume!! p-u-k-e

by Whale watcher April 22, 2003

morning mist

The mist that supposedly arises from the toilet during urination and flushing and gets all over everything in the bathroom.

Mom, why are you brushing your teeth in the kitchen?

The mist! The morning mist! It gets on my toothbrush!

by owan January 18, 2008

Morning Glory

When you wake up having to pee really bad, but decide to take a leak on your partner laying on your back and arcing it onto their unsuspecting sleeping face.

Rachael didn't appreciate the morning glory I gave her. She should have woke up before me.

by Roach47 November 12, 2010