Mexican Facewash

The act of taking a persons head and shoving their face into a dirt covered snow bank.

I told this bitch to give me road head, she refused. So i pulled the car over and gave her a mexican facewash.

by drock214 February 6, 2010

Mexican Back Hoe

a Shovel

You better crank up that Mexican Back Hoe, that's a big hole you have to dig.

by bigben thigpen August 15, 2011

mexican swamp dog

After feeding a Tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. Once she starts to shit you shove your cock in her burning asshole then wipe her shit in her eyes, thus making her howl like a Mexican Swamp Dog.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.

I was in Tijuana for business, so I picked up a hooker named Margarita and she let me give her the Mexican Swamp Dog

by Skotty74 February 23, 2014

Mexican sausage diver

Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.

Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.

by megurineluka May 19, 2016

mexican pimp

1. A Pimp who has to babysit his hoe and or his/her kids in order for her to function and be productive. 2. A chilli bowl pimp with 1 bitch he won't let out his sight for the fear of loosing her... usually wears a sombrero

Manual sat at the bust stop and Mexican pimped while Lisa worked the corner next to him. Sometimes he hid in the bushes but his sombrero would stick out

by Socology August 4, 2017

Mexican penis

Mexican dicks are really big, girls get suprised by the massivness.

I sucked a huge Mexican penis last night with angelle

by Rudy Giuliani November 6, 2019

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by I multitask the Universe bitch December 7, 2021