Matthew 

A guy with a massive cock.

Guy 1: "Have you seen Matthew's cock?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it's fucking massive!"

Matthew by Matthew's Massive Cock May 26, 2024

Matthew 

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

Matthew by Camopilla May 28, 2024

Matthew 

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

Matthew by Camopilla May 28, 2024

Matthew 

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.

"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."

Matthew by Camopilla May 28, 2024

Matthew 

Someone who has an untidy or disheveled appearance; lacking neatness or order.

This guy dresses like such a Matthew!

Matthew by birdieswoo July 17, 2024

Matthew 

A dickhead who steals your kills

YOU ARE A MATTHEW!

Matthew by anonymous August 9, 2024

Matthew 

Can only be defined as HAWT!!!

Girl 1: "OMG look at that super fit lad"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah! Hubba Hubba! That's a Matthew! So Hawt!

Matthew by OiOiOi!Baaaaaka! December 12, 2024