Ole martin

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends

Omg this ole martin is killing me

by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018

martin and sami

The most lovely persons ever. they are great and they look like a person. sami likes girls, more spesifically mercy aka his waifu. And martin is a random person who likes hanzo, he is a male but hanzo is his husbando (no gay, just a little)

i love potatoes

Martin and sami is just great.

by Hanzo Main #1 July 14, 2017

martin cheney

Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.

Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.

by Shsjshsh August 4, 2017

martin cheney

The sexist person in the world no questions asked all girls will fall for him

Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah I want him to Fuck me silly

by Shsjshsh August 4, 2017

manuel martin

Extremely sexy and hot. Too good to be true. Extremely funny and smart

Paige would be so Luck to have manuel martin.

by jhonnythemoney August 19, 2017

manuel martin

Manuel is the hottest man on the planet. He is extremly funny and nice. He is so compassionate for everyone.

Paige would be so luck to have a manuel martin.

by jhonnythemoney August 19, 2017

The Dusty Martin

When having sexual intercourse in the missionary position and the woman lifts her upper body toward you to kiss you, so you stiff arm her in the chest and push her back into the mattress.

He was an animal in there last night, cause he gave me The Dusty Martin

by The Huz Man Dude August 23, 2017