Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.

He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.

by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023

log layer

Someone who takes massive shits.

That there is an absolute log layer of a man!

by legomaster97 September 27, 2020

Log

The last words heard by the princess

Blue:plays princess
Red:LOG

by chungusblaster69 June 3, 2023

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you

(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"

by Blazingscout April 12, 2014

log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex

Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.

by Tom4775i April 14, 2016

log dew

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

by Meldrew Eyebrows May 3, 2018