lobsters

Basically the same as crabs but HUGE ones.

Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!

by .daniel. July 24, 2007

Lobito

A "small wolf". A street hustler, pimp, pick-up artist, playing innocent but doing the guilty.

Also a low-paid hitman

Don't be fooled by how he looks, he's a lobito.

Cuidado! Es un lobito, su mordedura te mata!

He pulled a lobito on you, he's not who you think he is.

by Sidewalkscience July 12, 2017

Canadian Lobster Tail

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.

The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch

by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011

Lobstervision

Lobstervision refers to the color and composition of the Heads-up Display (HUD) for the "Covenant Elite" Player Model in Halo 2.

Oh Mah Gahd, I'm lookin' at it through the lobstervision!

by Paintbait June 11, 2006

Lobster

A casual name for a person you are having sex with but are not committed to.

Jim: Bill, You and Meghan have been spending a lot of time together. Are you two getting serious? Bill: No, she is just my lobster.

by rnnrdad February 15, 2017

Furry Lobster

Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.

The date went well and ended with a nice serving of furry lobster.

by alphonse55 May 8, 2007

Little Lobster

A female with all the meat in the ass.

Dannggg!!! The new chick has some little lobster going on.

by erb1er August 13, 2007