King Joe

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.

King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

king of youtube

PEWDIEPIE will for ever be the one true king of YouTube

"Everybody knows pewdiepie is the king of YouTube"

by justaman April 18, 2018

nameless king

certified retarded ass nigga

damn nameless king is a retard wallah on lightskin anonymous

by Strun strun June 12, 2020

lyin king

a person who tells a lie that is just so unbelievable you can only laugh out loud at their audacity

"I scored tickets to the Lion King so I can't make it for our date" makes John the lyin king

by female pharmacist February 8, 2015

Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009

Coochie King

A Coochie King is a King of the coochie. He slays coochie like no other.

Hannah: Damn Daniel you are sooo good at this ;)
Daniel: You can call me the Coochie King <3

by coochieking420 January 28, 2020

King San

Baller status. The realest Motherf*cker around. everybody wishes they were him. he is infinitely amazing. He's not Lil B, but he will f*ck your B*tch.

GOD D*MN! King San just F*cked my bitch... AGAIN!

I wish I was as cool as King San.

Son: I'm Amazing.
Mom: STFU you're no King San

by His Loyal Servant September 19, 2011