Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces

literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.

by Stinky possum December 25, 2022

Kevin

The smelliest person that caused pollution and won’t admit that Christie is just better

Kevin is smelly

by whopopolo January 8, 2023

Kevin

The male version of a Karen. A man who is extremely petty, doesn't recognize the surrounding environment he's interacting with very well, and in general, is a nuisance to everyone else around him.

Look at that man making a scene at Burger King, he's such a Kevin!

by Quickmawz January 25, 2023

Kevin

Annoying, Loud, Short

You are being such a Kevin!

by hgdfjhsdgfbdh January 25, 2023

Kevin

A fatherless dog who's dads never coming back

Hey kevin this is why your dad left you he's never comign back

by idrc0192 March 19, 2023

Kevin

Kevin is one of the best names in the world! He is claim to be the biggest bird but also has the biggest bird in the waist down ☺️.
He is a smart kid who never gives up but don’t piss him off or he will be very mad and stomp on y’all bitches

Girl 1: hey who’s the biggest bird?
Guy: oh! That’s easy it’s Kevin
Girl2: man I love that guy name Kevin he is so hotttttt
Guy2: agree😉

by Kevy75 March 20, 2023

Kevin

an unliked nobody who loves himself even though he is horrible to look at and has a cheesy knob and bad breath

Nah kevin

by ehunt1610 March 27, 2023