keester check

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.

Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.

by meesterkeester December 29, 2010

keep scrollin'

A term used to tell someone to move on and past your status update on their newsfeed.

Specifically used social media and forums to let someone know you have no time for their opinion, comments or general existence.

'Keep scrollin' is not restricted to social media and can be applied to real life situations.

Status update: Favourite movies? go.

Comment: Twilight.

Reply to comment: Keep scrollin' <insert friend name>

by Tamazz October 28, 2013

keeysh

A level above hotness making onlookers want to bang you right now.

That girl is so keeysh! Get her to meet me by the wheelie bins.

by Old M'Crutch February 27, 2014

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

Keep your ones

A saying used to end a conversation or argument because one side no longer cares. This metaphor derived from strippers desperately fighting over meaningless $1 bills.

Friend: Bro I told you I called shotgun to sit in the front seat man!

Me: You really didn't, but to be honest I don't really care bro. It's whatever to me, keep your ones...

by bignoodle September 18, 2014

Keebs

Short for Keebler elf. A way of insulting someone short.

Fuck off, keebs.

by _NEXTTT March 6, 2016

Keep it Frigid

To keep it frigid is to stay awsome, keep it the way it is. Many would say that frigid is to just stay frosty or leave the situation the way it is. If one came to u and said why do we fall... All u say is to learn from your mistake of falling and get back up. its the only way to stay frigid. Known from the legendary frosty the snow man. frigid was used on Rudolph the red nose raindeer so that he could guide Saint Nicks slay at night. Well The legends are true just stay frigid and u can help guide someone too

keep it frigid being defined is awsome

by Matthewshinder June 3, 2016