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kiss your elbow

There is an old saying that if you kiss your elbow, you change genders.
Kiss your elbow and become a girl.
by Strappy Ninto Mype January 6, 2008
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Turtle Kiss

While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.
"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"

"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."

"Dude...sick."
by Mcatron June 9, 2007
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toothbrush kiss

When you and your families/roomates/girlfriends tooth brush are all in the same cup for holding when not in use and the bristles of your brush are touching the bristles of there brush and therefore the toothbrushes are kissing.

Generally a bad thing because the persons plaque is now shared with your plaque. IT is not a bad thing however when it is with a hot girl.
I got so disguisted when I saw that my toothbrush had done a toothbrush kiss with my fat roomie Kevin's toothbrush.
by danibee June 11, 2006
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Kiss

When 4 lips meet and exchange saliva.
Chad like's to Kiss Kiersten's beautiful face and lick her tight pussy lips!

Chad was buying some towels at Kohl's when he ran into Jim next thing you know they shared a Kiss!

Chad likes to Kiss his boss Jim's ass at work and fuck it in his bedroom!
by SlopNChop December 30, 2016
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kisan

Kisan is a really happy person who loves to spread positive vibes.He is really annoying at times but when u get to know him u will love him
Kisan went to the park
by Matt635 December 25, 2020
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Penis kiss

When u gently take someone's dick and Kiss it.
you have the Italian penis Kiss , What contains licking and kissing.
you have the German penis Kiss , What contains soft biting and kissing.
Flo: Omg Liza german penis Kissed me last night!
Magic: Damnnn really :'o Niceee!
by Magic Melina July 4, 2016
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rambo kiss

When you're eating out a girl while shes having her period
Dude why is your face so bloody?
Because i just gave my girl a rambo kiss mwah!
by soysauce June 21, 2004
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