joker

a name used for someone you don't know, a random person or an object.

who's that joker over there?

Toss that joker over here!

by carrie, chelsea August 18, 2008

the joker

a great prank to pull while doing some broad from behind. you take a dildo that is relatively the same size as your weiner, then slip it in whichever hole you are using, and then proceed to silently run away.

i realized i needed to shake this stage 4 clinger, so the last time we were boning i slipped her the joker. haha fooled her!

by devantaya May 19, 2008

joker fish

the people you meet daily that are so ridiculous the only thing you can say is "whaaaaat". A completely new level of retared. When you meet someone where a helmet is not enough.

"Did you see that girl at the party last night?"
"The one who tried to lick everyone, yeah she is such a joker fish!"

by SRK blade October 10, 2009

swab jockey

navy term for one who rides a swabee ( don't ask don't tell )

Chief of the Boat: "NOW HEAR THIS" all swab jockey to the fan tail all swabee's a midships,
When bosen sounds all midship-men pull jacking gear. " THAT IS ALL"

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.

Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."

by jonormbar June 17, 2010

The Joker

First off, take a girls virginity. When she starts to bleed, get some blood on your fingers and smear it around your mouth from cheek to cheek. When she starts to cry or look disgusted, yell out "Why so serious?!"

Jenny started to bleed from the vagina, because it was her first time having sex. John then began to smear her blood all around his mouth from cheek to cheek, pretending to be the joker. As Jenny started to cry, John then proceeds to yell out "Why so serious?!"

by Keith Bill February 4, 2009

swagger jacker

In basketball, when you take the momentum from the other team or player by crossing them up, making them fall, looking at them on the ground for a few seconds, and shooting the ball for three. It results in removing the swagger of the opposing team or player.

"Joe Johnson just nutted all over Paul Pierce" He did the swagger jacker

by Beast_Inc. April 28, 2009