A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords
Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!
Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!
Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021
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by BigKNight815 November 30, 2021
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the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)
Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...
by giselle<33 December 2, 2021
Get the jessica and john mug.Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022
Get the Jessica Morrison mug.You may have heard of “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” it is not a joke.
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” it is not a joke.
Hey man have you heard of Jessicaisyourmom”
“No?”
“You have to send “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” to 10 people or Jessica.. isn’t your mom.”
“No?”
“You have to send “ If you’re reading this, it’s to late. Jessica is your mom. This is not a drill, she is literally ur mom. Send this to 10 people, or else... she will stop being ur mom ☹️ well, farewell my friends... -Jessisurmom 👀
Hello, I thought this was fake but it’s true.. I didn’t have enough friends to send it to and now.. Jessica isn’t my mom. I hope we can all share our experiences down bellow. Goodbye” to 10 people or Jessica.. isn’t your mom.”
by Jessicayourmom December 8, 2021
Get the Jessicaisyourmom mug.Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 9, 2021
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