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King James

A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.
"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.

"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"
by Ed83 December 7, 2006
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James

A whore who likes to sniff queefs
Ew james.
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jamesio

A little bitch of whom you may find on insomniac flames forums.
Jeff: Hey that Jamesio sure is a little bitch.

Salvatore: Yea thats what I hear
by afd May 17, 2006
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James

A person who can be extremely annoying sometimes, but honestly, you know they're only trying to impress you or someone else. Can be a complete sweetheart.
"Damnit, what did James do this time?" "Oh, he was only trying to impress that girl over there." "Figures."
by NightmareMalfoy October 7, 2011
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James King

To be "James King'd" is a verb.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.

ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.
Girl- Oh my God!
Boy- What?
Girl- I've just been James King'd!
Boy- By who?
Girl-JAMES KING!
by kaitlyn (= December 9, 2008
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Jenna Jameson

A porn star who everyone says is a dirty slut, forgetting the fact that ALL porn stars are dirty sluts and Jenna Jameson is just a well known Dirty Slut
Mike: Hey Your Jenna Jameson!

Jenna: Yes I am. Want an autograph and a blowjob?

Mike: Eww. Your such a whore.

Eva Angelina: Hi guys!

Mike: Oh can I get a Blowjob from Eva? She's not a whore at all!

Eva: Ummm... Sure lets pretend thats true. 500 bucks and I'll let you put it in my ass.

Jenna: Throw in another 500 and I'll lez out with Eva while you fuck her.

Mike: This is the best day ever

Jenna and Eva: Wow. This kid is retarded. Lets just take the money and run.
by SureILikePornButSeriouslyGuys? November 23, 2010
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I'm Rick James bitch!

General term of being superior. Used on people though of as weaker or on women. Coined by a comedian. Variations include Hold my drink bitch. May be said after a bitch-slap.
Slap! Coooold-blooooooded, I'm Rick James bitch.
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