Jonathan😫 

A very good looking male that can pull any type of religion,skin tone,and gender

Jonathan😫 ur so Deddy

Jonathan😫 by Jaycapalxt January 17, 2021

jonathanbrandiswife 

the best BFF that could ever exist btw I’m her rat also hi if ur reading this Reagan!

Me: hi Reagan!
Jonathanbrandiswife: hi rat!
Me: bye clœwn!

jonathanbrandiswife by calleighia February 5, 2021

Jonathaned 

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

Jonathaned by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

jonathansexual 

I love Jonathan K, he's my love for life. He can be the best you see him ask him out or just simp on him.

I loving simping for Jonathan K he the best, i gave him 10 dollars because i love him so much -jonathansexual

jonathansexual by Lord_Spooky March 11, 2022

Jonathanawg 

Somebody who says a game is bad and actively makes fun of it yet is good at it

That Jonathanawg says he doesn't like Fortnite but he wins every match

Jonathanawg by casuallybiased June 19, 2023

JonathanData 

The information security field's jargon for charlatan or poseur. Totally lacking any skill or talent

That person threatening to hack me is a total JonathanData. Not even a skiddie

JonathanData by anonymous October 16, 2023

Jonathass

n. the condition of being an ass named Jonathan; to achive this condition, the Jonathan must be unquestionably retarded, inconsiderate, or offensive. This doesn't necessarily make the Jonathan a bad person, but it probably is one.

Jonathass: "Did I ever tell you that I used to have a big brother, but he died?"
Naive conversationist: "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! That explains why you act like an ass!"
Jonathass: "Hahahaha. I'm glad you believed that piece of BS."

Jonathass by Emigoodish July 1, 2011