Five Second Rule

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011

Sir Kenneth The Second

Nickname for Half White, Half Asian Teen.
Sophisticated Pimp

He used babypowder before he pimp slapped that hoe.

by Mr. Roboto March 31, 2005

Second hand emotion

A second hand emotion is when your friend goes through a heart break or something and it upsets you as well as them

I'm sad because my friend lost her cat.
Isn't that second hand emotion?

Yeah because it didn't happen to me but it still upsets me.

by D.bug January 13, 2016

Second hand-Sadness

It's when your sad for someone.

"Oh, I feel second hand-sadness when her parents died"

by hcsophia February 2, 2016

30 Second Rule

In the case of not knowing exactly how long to keep smaller portions of food in a microwave oven, the general rule of thumb is to tap the "+ 30 Seconds" button on your microwave.

How long should I put the quesadillas in for?" "I dunno, 30 second rule?

by Frohman23 September 6, 2010

5 second rule

an excuse to eat food off the floor.

Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM

Jason: Dude...

Eric: 5 SECOND RULE

by she who eats food off the floo March 28, 2011

Second hand load

When a girl blows a guy and then makes out with you.

Maya blew Peter , and then she kissed Anthony. He swallowed a second hand load.

by taintologist October 1, 2016