yogurt beard

when your girlfriend or female partner gets nutted in by another man, moments prior to you going down on her, and the cum leaks out onto your chin, resembling yogurt on your face.

"bro i hooked up with Dave's girlfriend at that party last night, dont tell him.. he must have gone down on her after that, because when they came back he had a huge yogurt beard!"

by 10-A-G July 23, 2014

bearded dragon

A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair

Look at that bearded dragon playing D&D.

by f1rxf1y September 10, 2016

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy March 4, 2011

totes beards

Men looking adorable with beards.

Ryan Gosling is totes beards.

by Some Random Person 9760 January 4, 2014

Dingleberry Beard

When you go down on your partner, and after exploring their nether regents, you resurface and have remnants of their caverns in your beard.

After going down on my woman, I came back up with dingleberry beard!

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

Gandalfs beard

When a gentleman ejaculates on a females throat. no higher then her jawline tho. cause the effect of a long stringy white beard.

you can call me bilbo cause i gave that fuckin ho gandalfs beard last night.

by JamersAllenJones September 23, 2009

Gingery beard

Eats, sleeps, and watches t.v. Likes baseball. Steals souls.

Woah, look at that gingery beard. I bet he has no soul.

by baby eater45567 December 11, 2010