mudkip's law

When a user knows about a birthday surprise in advance but has to pretend otherwise to preserve the sanctity of the surprise.

Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.

Person 1: dude no don't get that I already bought you one for your birth-– f**k

Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.

by sapphicat February 20, 2021

Law Dawg

plain and simple, a righteous motherfucker

That Law Dawg is a connoisseur of big booty hoes

by Law Dawg February 22, 2021

Gorbachev's Law

Gorbachev's Law, also referred as Law of Soviet Union Collapse, is the idea that any attempt to Perestroika like reformism or gradually changing like on Perestroika will lead into the collapse of a government or even into the dissolution of the country itself or, in the best case, lead into a radical change in the country without collapse the country nor the government. Furthermore, the Gorbachev's Law is the idea that if someone want to gradually change their beliefs in a Perestroika like way, will eventually lead into a completely rupture of the former beliefs and get new beliefs, the term was created to reffer to several esoteric atheists who gradually reformed from full esoteric into full atheists by supporting and even sharing atheist ideas on social media, even the opposite can also happen.

"Gorbachev's Law is really common on social media as well, it's not hard to see that on left-wing politgram and even in the right-wing politgram, and even in the classic example that originated this law, esoteric people on social media becoming atheist because of atheist pression and sharing atheist content on social media."

by Full Monteirism March 25, 2021

O'Brien's Law

There is nothing that the right or the centre of UK politics won't try to evade responsibility for by blaming Corbyn. Named after LBC shock jock James O'Brien.

O'Brien's Law strikes again. Whatever the topic it's all Corbyn's fault.

by Corbynista March 27, 2021

The Squidward Law

A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.

Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.

by manananan April 4, 2021

Tripper's Law

Tripper's Law is applicable in other parallel universes. If parallel universes are made during every action, and movement is an action, there is an alternate universe where, instead of walking, you die

You're lucky you didn't end up in a Tripper's Law

by Sayremonx April 15, 2021

Tynan's Law

Any video game that has paid DLC will not respond to community feedback or suggestions

Don't bother with your suggestions, just remember Tynan's Law.

by this handle is not in use July 20, 2022