A sexual move invented in 1972 barcelona spain by Jerge' Josperstein...the "Hot Josper" is named after the Spanish Charcoal fired "Josper" oven. The move begins with a man drinking a bottle of metamucil mixed with liquid smoke. When he (or she) begins to feel the urge to have a bowel movement, he pulls out the front elastic band of his partners panties (drawers) and proceeds to drop multiple hot/smokey nuggets into the vaginal region. These "nuggets" are meant to simulate the mesquite charcoal nuggets that are placed in a josper oven drawer. he then procedes to put his penis or "tube steak" into the charcoal fired..."horno de panocha" until satisfied.
*note...in valencia and other regions of spain, the male will also eat quantities of wild tarragon. This tarragon will subtly flavor the ejaculate and create a "bearnaisse" flavor profile for the semen.
*note...in valencia and other regions of spain, the male will also eat quantities of wild tarragon. This tarragon will subtly flavor the ejaculate and create a "bearnaisse" flavor profile for the semen.
by Harvy Felterstein March 13, 2014
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Get the Hot Snapple mug.When a man, or woman, takes a dump in a woman's, or man's, hair; then uses it to style their hair into horns(or antlers).
Guy1: She's not hungry, she doesn't want a hot lunch. Holy shit I'm gonna give her a hot mousse.
Guy2: What the fuck is a hot mousse?
Guy1: I'm gonna shit in her hair and shape it into antlers!
Guy2: Damn that's awesome!!
Guy2: What the fuck is a hot mousse?
Guy1: I'm gonna shit in her hair and shape it into antlers!
Guy2: Damn that's awesome!!
by JerseyDave616 August 31, 2009
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"My connection in Brooklyn gave me the address of a hot-shop that sells cigarettes and booze at less than half the regular retail price!"
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When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.
When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.
Samantha almost threw up when she was tricked into bed by her husband with a surprise that turned out to be a Hot Cafeteria.
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