Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Holding 5

If the are two chicks and you want to talk one, and your friend distruct the other chick

Calvin is holding 5 for Cane with Marriah's friend Queen

by POR02 December 8, 2021

Weapons hold

An order that tells soldiers to only open fire when attacked or on command

The sergeant ordered his men to go weapons hold

by CommanderChase July 8, 2019

hold it

when saying bye to someone in person or on the phone

“aight i’ll talk to you later yeah? hold it”
“okay i’m cutting yard, hold it”

by riverloco December 3, 2021

National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend

Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day

by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019

holding up 4s

mean you are madly inlove with Nariyah or you just one lonely person

guy1:omg did u see him holding up the 4s
guy2:yea he either madly inlove

with nariyah or he hella lonely

holding up 4s means your hella lonely or ur inlove wit nariyah

by miss.stealyaman April 23, 2022