"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.
It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.
It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.
by Ramenslut September 25, 2017
Get the Hold the ramen mug.(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022
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“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
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Get the holding up 4 fingers mug.Referring to the reference in rice pilaf meaning when sending nudes they will be kept without any clothes at all. Also related Hold the carrots
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Get the Hold the carrots mug.When a guy calls hold, none of his guy friends can take her ... Very similar to dibs, a guy can only call one hold at a time. It’s the girl he’s trying to get with or has...
by caleb leduc February 13, 2018
Get the shes my hold mug.Holding a joint to long during the passing of a joint the passer can say “holding fee” and hit the joint before the passé accepts the joint.
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