Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 09, 2020

Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 09, 2020

basket of clothes holding

When two men with homoerotic desires donate a basket of clothes to a male escort at their local bathhouse for sex.

As seen on Sniffies.com. If Anna's looking to make some money tonight let me know Looking together basket of clothes holding and I pay pretty well
If anyone's going to need some money

by Slam rusher March 27, 2023

holding up a zero

ur really cool

i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.

by goawaybozo July 07, 2022

holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.

Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.

by Harvey Manpunch June 15, 2015

hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

by ric4rdo October 03, 2021

Holding fours

Holding fours means you are obsessed with us.

“He/she is holding fours, they must be obsessed with Marina and Mia.”

by kobtoe June 30, 2022