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Dad-Hard

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.
Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.
by LatentDenis November 18, 2022
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Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose
I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome
by Rionox January 24, 2023
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hard flicks

pictures of you, your friends, or anything that are 10/10 and go absolutely crazy
“bro these are some hard flicks”
last night i took some hard flicks with the boys
by jrod1003 April 16, 2022
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Tess Harding

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell".Tess's character is portrayed by Emile De Ravin.She was raised by Nasedo, the "Royal Four" aliens' protector. Tess has the power of “Mind Warping” which is a form of mind control, making people see what's not there.

In the episode "Departure", it was discovered that Tess ended up killing human Alex Whitman in her pursuit of decoding the “destiny book”, overusing her mindwarping powers which turned Alex's mind to mush, which killed him. She had got pregnant by Max and fled Earth once found out her treachery.

In the episode "Four Aliens And A Baby" it is discovered that Tess gave birth at her home planet,returned to earth, and by the near end of the episode, she blew herself up to sacrifice herself for her son and the other alien hybrids' (Max, Isabel & Michael) safety.

Tess has a New York duplicate named "Ava"
Me: "Did you watch the Roswell episode 'Departure' last night?"
You: "Oh yes!"
Me:"I wasn't expecting Tess Harding to be the alien who killed Alex!"
You: "In agreement!"
by Lissy85 July 12, 2009
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Hard Demon

A hard demon is a very hard difficulty term in a 2D square game called Geometry Dash.
You often need at least 5 rounds in practice mode to complete it, but it's often better to do runs from for example 50 - 100 so that you can beat it faster.
It feels like an extreme demon on 60Hz but if you're at higher frame rates it will feel like an insane 8*
I beat Forest Temple today on 60Hz, I know it's a Hard Demon but it felt like an EXTEME DEMON!

I have beaten 20 Hard Demons as of today, but it's way too less to call myself a legendary player.
by Daadir May 29, 2023
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hard listener

when you tell someone something, they acknowledge they hear you, and don’t do it or do the opposite. it’s not that they don’t care or hate you, you just can’t get your point across to them so you have to dumb it down.
Jack and rock are hard listeners. what does that mean? they’re fucking dumb
by lmao_adam July 13, 2021
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hard shinzo

(n)

1. Any object that is abnormally hardcore or simply majestic in every way imaginable.
2. Any person that can be described with the aforementioned adjectives.
3. A tag that defines many of the maps in Halo Reach. This does not coincide with the first meaning however; this is a tag that simply means that the map exists and is played by many people.

(adj)

1. A word to describe the hardest of hardcore things.

{note: using the superlative forms of hard, i.e. harder, hardest, one can amplify the amount of hard shinzo used to modify the word they so choose}
1. Mark: "By golly, this pizza that I am placing into my face is very god-tier."
Bob: "Incorrect, my good friend. I am afraid that the pizza that we are now both placing into our faces is not god-tier, but hard shinzo."
Mark: "The hardest."

2. n00b: "lolololol chuck norris is sooooo ritechuss."
Guy with Sense: "I whole-heartedly disagree. Although Chuck Norris seems to be 'righteous', it is in fact a clever ruse. Everyone knows that Andrew Jackson, seventh president of the United States, is more hard shinzo than Chuck Norris ever could be." (note the usage as an adjective in this example)

3. Clever XBOX Live Vagrant: "It appears that this map is very widely downloaded. I will simply put this tag here and hope that everybody laughs at my cleverly placed joke. laugh."
by CountGlenn March 17, 2011
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