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horse jack

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
by scodder May 2, 2010
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Dark Horse

In the Unreal Tournament video game series a Dark Horse is like an Ace where a single player manages to eliminate the entire enemy team with the killing blow. Unlike an Ace the player needs to be the last person alive on their team while the entire enemy team is alive. The player must kill the entire enemy team alone to be a Dark Horse.
I can’t believe he just clutched that and got a dark horse... gg
by LuridFTW February 22, 2020
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horse stomped

A horse stomp would be when someone from the city, who thinks he is tough picks a fight with a cowboy. The cowboy will win with no problem, and when the city guy goes down the cowboy horse stomps him.
That gangster just got horse stomped.
by Apete April 3, 2008
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rusty horse

When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.

The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
by PJBJ January 24, 2017
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sally horse

1. a nasty, STD-ridden, "i wouldnt f*ck you with HIS dick", missing teeth, stinky prostitute

2. code word for nuts on your back

3. a girl who is more than a little slutty but doesnt seem to realize it, and when confronted about it, she "has no idea what you're talking about"

4. Kim from bus 5063
That girl in those hoochie mama shorts and half shirt is such a sally horse!

Vivian's new boyfriend pulled a sally horse on her. She wasn't too happy about it.
by Cherry Darling January 20, 2009
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Holy Horse

used in an extreme case of shock. Basicly you say this when your in a real fucked situation.
John: Hey Tony how are you?

Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!

John: Holy Horse!
by A man wilting November 21, 2009
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horse trinkets

improved form of trinkets. commonly used in place of bull shit or any other expression of something being nonsense. Made popular by Vocal Status.
"Did Josh tell what he did last night"
"Yea, he's so full of crap that it's probably horse trinkets"
by Masseefect September 20, 2007
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