push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

crash his yard

the act of rushing into somebodies house for their wrong doing, trashing their house and beating up anyone inside just for pure revenge

did he just speak about your mum?

oi you man, let’s crash his yard

by ghanaian blood boy September 1, 2022

Checked his oil

Remove his pants. Inserting one. Possibly two fingers into another mans anus, to show dominance.

Thunder threw woo woo bear on the ground and checked his oil!

by Mash88 October 29, 2020

Tazz his ass

The act of befriending a player at Black Market prior to a server restart on DayZ PC servers, just to hit them with the ass clapper 3000 when they log back in.

Steel: This player just pulled up to black market, what should I do?

Yeeter McSkeeter: Tazz his ass.

Steel: Ok, the ass clapper 3000 is loaded.

by Yeeter McSkeeter March 7, 2021

kick his fuck in

Northern Irish slang for beating someone up

If he doesn't stop slabbering about my ma ill kick his fuck in

by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014

veggie his valley

When a man sticks his Penis between another man's bum cheeks and in his bumhole.

Big Tom had the horn for Steve and really wanted to veggie his Valley!

by Angel2571 August 13, 2015

Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.

Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.

by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019