This bitch hairy

its self explanatory this bitch hairy

i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af

by niga69420 February 10, 2020

hairy and bald

I think if we shave his head and beard
he will move faster and lighter
and he will regain vision

Huge difference sleeping with him hairy and bald.

by Krkič March 21, 2020

hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.

Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.

by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

Hairy Bolster

A slightly mouldy dog nugget that has a spiky coat.

Mind your step, matey, you nearly tripped on a hairy bolster!

by Bearzuka September 18, 2020

Hairy Stylz

The act of combing a random guys pubes. Whilst sitting on a 18 inch rubber fist and lip syncing shitty one direction songs.

Excuse me good sir, may I have a turn quaffing your pubes? Hold on, let me sit this down right here. And oooh oooh love is music girl. I want to smell your squirrel. One direction up my love cave. My heart your gonna save. Ooh oooh yeah girl. Hairy Stylz you touch baby dicks, and sing like a chick thats really sick.

by ThrashRipRock October 9, 2020

Hairy box

A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.

Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022