when you moon creator blast off My wife 's mouth and then you wait...
for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end
for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end
James: hey tom, have you ever tried getting aids before?
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)
by FlameSage09 February 02, 2019
Larry: I think I can make it to the NBA
Bob: dude you just beat by a girl that is five three years younger than you. GET RELEGATED
Bob: dude you just beat by a girl that is five three years younger than you. GET RELEGATED
by lilpereira June 06, 2009
Throwing a football out of the playing field to avoid being sacked, only to hit an unsuspecting person on the sideline and knock their hat off.
On 11/12/2017, the man on the sideline of the Patriots-Broncos game created the definition of Getting Brocked
by ymom November 13, 2017
I couldn't decide who to date, so I decided to just start getting polygy with it and go for a train of sister-wives.
by ANameNotInUse February 23, 2011
by Connie Lingus69 August 28, 2017
by CooxhieKiller246 November 24, 2020
Slang referring to hooking-up or sexual activity. Stems from the practice of sending soldiers off to war with sexual favors but is also used to describe hook-ups between two non-military persons.
Hey where did you and rob disappear to last night?" "We were in one of the bedrooms getting patriotic.
by bangthatshit November 16, 2010