Dirty German

When fucking someone from behind, stick your pointer and middle finger inside the asshole and get some shit on it. When they turn around to yell at you wipe it on their top lip so it looks like a Hitler stache
Damn dude, I sure have her the Dirty German last night
by Spencer Reinig November 27, 2021
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German fire drill

Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.
Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude
by megacheese69 February 02, 2018
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German Rottweiler

Verb: Taking a shit in a woman's pussy then fucking it.
I.E. I gave her the muddy German Rottweiler to show her that I was in charge. She was like a sloppy hog when I finished with the German Rottweiler.
by Blakbongrripper March 17, 2023
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german scotch

A person passed around for sex also known as every ones bitch to men and women
he was a german scotch at the party last night
by Swagmoneygetitright December 15, 2014
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German Teabag

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.
Marcus: Yo, Me and Jessica yesterday, i TOTALLY gave her the German Teabag
by Marcusmastur February 08, 2024
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german brainrot

randomized chaos with animals and strange stuff
example of german brainrot:
random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein
by ali._ January 19, 2025
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