when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
by highyieldjoe February 26, 2017

Forced perception is when you take a photo or create a false vision where size is in equal proportion.
If you place a foot right up close to the camera and have a person far away, but in alignment with the foot to create the illusion of a giant stepping on them. That is forced perspective.
by Faceman101202303 July 27, 2016

I don’t think I need to remind you of the dark forces that have infiltrated the university we live and work at.
by YuOfTheNight January 29, 2023

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.
etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
by Jason Mo June 23, 2004

The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

My friends showed me this very excellent MS Paint series named "Creep Vs The Forces Of Antis." I give it a 7/10
by Junk Words January 26, 2017

"The air force gangsta is in the building."
"Sha up eating brunch int he fog with the air force gangsta"
"Sha up eating brunch int he fog with the air force gangsta"
by jadklasjd March 2, 2008
