Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players
by Brizarian April 19, 2018
Get the Fantasy Football Cuckoldmug. When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021
Get the dirty footballmug. A pack of wild animals that will beat you no matter what cause. These mother fuckers have zero tolerance for any type of loss in their whole life. Even saying the team’s name sends a shiver down anyone’s spine in fear that their team has to face another loss.
“Yo! You heard about Billerica Football?”
“Don’t mention them, they’ll creep up on your stadium and eat the whole team like it’s a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. I even heard they eat Lions for breakfast”
“Don’t mention them, they’ll creep up on your stadium and eat the whole team like it’s a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. I even heard they eat Lions for breakfast”
by CoochieSlayer305 April 9, 2021
Get the Billerica Footballmug. The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
Get the Football fellatiomug. “Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 2, 2021
Get the kiss a football player daymug. Football= A game played for 90 mins with 22 men which, in the end Bruno Fernandes either assists or scores a goal
by Marcus Looth January 1, 2021
Get the Footballmug. An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023
Get the Scotty Footballmug.