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Football player

Normal chill people who get a bad rep from retarded mivie and shows from 2006. Liek actually. Its 2025, not all football players are bullies. Actually 90% of football palyers are really nice, except for the quarter back sometimes. Thats basically it.
Football player are cool.(espically offensive linemen)
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
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Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.
by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023
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Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.
Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.
by jimsnickery April 21, 2024
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World-Class Footballer

A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.
THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.
by Footy Geek September 8, 2021
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Football camp syndrome

All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome
“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in
by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022
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hybrid football

Football crossed with other sports, activities and technologies to create a new hybrid football game
Have you played Padbol yet? A hybrid football game that crosses football with tennis, squash and padel
by BillyMoss87 June 12, 2023
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monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
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