Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.

Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!

Ethan by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.

Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.

Ethan by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a cool dude and a general freind. He also wrote this description.

Ethan is the best person in the world

Ethan by CharizardXYZ January 26, 2021

Ethan

the only man i can tolerate

Is that ethan?
yes, yes it is

Ethan by pawtoast January 29, 2021

Ethan

The best 2k guard he is way better than Elijah Gaddis. And is sexy enough to fill a 50- foot pool full of hot babes

Ethan is the hottest 2k player in the world

Ethan by Ksodojsbwvaoxoyqbvdjsk February 1, 2021

ethan

best soccer player ever

he is good at soccer must be a ethan

ethan by jake is cool998 February 3, 2021

Ethan

Awesome

Best person ever
Super cool

Ethan is so fit

Ethan by Bot 947 February 11, 2021