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Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.
Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021
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Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.
Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.
by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021
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Ethan is a cool dude and a general freind. He also wrote this description.
by CharizardXYZ January 26, 2021
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Is that ethan?
yes, yes it is
by pawtoast January 29, 2021
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The best 2k guard he is way better than Elijah Gaddis. And is sexy enough to fill a 50- foot pool full of hot babes
Ethan is the hottest 2k player in the world
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by jake is cool998 February 3, 2021
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Ethan is so fit
by Bot 947 February 11, 2021
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