Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.
Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
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