Edgardo

Black, fat, Chinese person. From the jungle of veraguas.

"That guy is such an Edgardo, black fat and Chinese"

by Big Pp boss April 15, 2020

Edward

He's a homeless fish, that enjoys dressing up in suits and hanging outside primary schools waiting for his underage prey with a cigar.

"Look at that person standing outside that school, he's such and Edward!"

by Spencer Waterman March 6, 2013

Edward Cullen

A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

by EddieColone June 28, 2010

Edward Faggothands

Similar to Edward Fortyhands, except two people have one hand each taped to the forty. Usually applicable to two males only.

Hey, me and Someone were playing Edward Faggothands last night and got multi kill in Halo.

by Jameathon October 4, 2012

Edward Moody

The name a virgin ginger that gets angry about girls and always tries to hard but fails a lot also always gets friend zoned

I pulled an Edward Moody and didn't get any from my girl last night

by Edthepussybitch March 21, 2017

Edward Cullen

The most beautiful man on earth and is also in the movies and books of twilight which I love and some people say that they hate twilight but they are just mad mad because hey are not Bella Swan who is Edwards true love so if some bitch tells you that twilight is not good just ignore them

girl 1:edward Cullen is perfect
girl2:i know

by LOLLOVE123 May 13, 2017

Edward

Edward is a strange guy he never has quite fit in, weather this be because of how gay he is even though he denies it or because of his social skills, it may even be because of him being exposed for having a smaller penis than other guys his age. However in a strange way Edward is quite loveable he is measured by the people he makes smile. Edward always stands up, for people he loves. Ed sertainly is not and I'll never be a attractive guy, I guess he makes people happy and that's what matters to him.

See that guy ed Is kind of a loner

Ed stood up for that kid getting bullied even though he got punched up real bad

Did u hear about ed asking out that cute boy and sending dick pics, hang n didn't he get exposed

Edward is a old English name and it means protector of wealth, secrets and people

by Endmysufferingjakepaulismydad August 21, 2017