English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

Max English

Beast of a man

Likes buses

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"

by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025

English

English is overly complicated

WhY EnGLiSh sO COmPliCATed

by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

Logan English

He cares.

Logan English

by LteEeeeeee July 25, 2022

englishness

when you say something relating to the English Language in a smart manner

"Look at us with our Englishness" "Wow that was some great Englishness"

by englishness May 17, 2021

English mastiff

A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.

Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~

by Casstoi November 20, 2021